Let me tell you about the time Mom said, “Be right back,” and disappeared for what felt like three business days. 🛒💔 Yes. The grocery trip. It started so casually—shoes on, keys in hand, normal voice, zero emotional preparation. She smiled and said the most dangerous sentence in the human language: “I’ll be right back.”
The door closed. 🚪
I waited. Calm at first. Mature. Sitting by the door like a responsible adult dog. Five minutes passed. Then ten. That’s when the thoughts started. What if the groceries kidnapped her? What if she got lost in the snack aisle? What if she met another dog that doesn’t shed??? 😐🐕
I checked the window. Nothing. I checked the door. Still closed. Betrayal confirmed. I lay down dramatically, chin on the floor, staring at the door as it owed me answers. Every sound outside gave me hope—cars, footsteps, wind—lies. All lies. 🍃😤
I paced. I sighed loudly so the universe could hear. I imagined my future—alone, snackless, waiting...

🚨Here we go...🚨
"LOCK THEM UP!"

Bad Bunny Halftime Show was so vile and awful...that Bad Bunny deleted all his Instagram posts and now referred to the FCC!!!

Congressman Randy Fine calls the show "illegal" and sent a letter to the FCC calling for dramatic action, including fines and broadcast license reviews, against the @NFL, @nbc, and "Bad Bunny."🚨

https://x.com/RepFine/status/2020925409043313023?s=20

Fine calls for their arrest!
"LOCK THEM UP"!!!

Days before the NFL, BB was hit with a $16M lawsuit!