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Lets see if.when we shift back to the Julian Calendar...

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The Great Tartarian Empire - Truth and Facts

CALENDER CORRECTED
Our calendar is not quite right. We are supposed to have 13 months of 28 days with one day, the day of resurrection, Easter, as a neutral day. That would be your 365 days.
We have 13 constellations, not 12. We have 13 moon cycles, with each lunar cycle spanning ~28 days. As is the menstruation cycle. Nature is consistent. Nature is mathematical.
One month was subtracted out of our calendars in order to sever the connection between the people and the sun, moon and stars – which together formed our ancient clock.
Our ancestors used to call North America "Turtle Island" because of its shape, aligned with a turtle's shell split up into 13 segments each representing a moon cycle, encircled by a rim of 28 days for the days per cycle.
Sept means 7. It is not, nor has ever been, the ninth month. Oct means 8. Nov means 9, and Dec means 10.
Jan is 11. Feb is 12. March is 13.
April is our first month.
April 1 is Easter.
April 1 is our first day of the year, made into a joke.
The only joke had ever been us, slumbering through an illusion without ever questioning it – the way so many others still do.
Our clock is the apple that has been bitten into.
It is missing time.
Our year does not begin in the midst of harsh, cold winter days that darken in the afternoon. Our year begins in the spring, when the flowers start to bloom, when the grass begins to grow, when trees begin to leaf and babies are born.
Our cycle begins and corresponds with resurrection.
The first day of our year is our neutral day.
Day one.
That commences April 1, at midnight.
As day dawns, we rest and celebrate the resurrection, the new beginning, the beginning of Christ.
April is month one.
There are 4 weeks in a month.
The first of every month is always a Sunday. Rishon, in Hebrew (ראשון), literally translates to first. The last of every week is the Sabbath, the day of rest.
The only reason the first of April often does not match up with a Sunday is because the Gregorian calendar has derailed us even farther out of sync.
The Gregorian calendar is SMU.
Shit Made Up by man.
It keeps us out of our natural cycles.
Before 45BC, the year was counted by 369 days. As it should be.
369 days split up to 13 months of ~28 days (28.38), in accordance with the ovulation and lunar cycles.
Once you adjust our years from 45BC onward to 369 days rather 365, you will find that we are now theoretically living in the year 2,040; and September 11, 2001 was, in fact, March 25, 2018 – amidst the Season of Sacrifice – which was a daylight savings day and, more importantly, Palm Sunday.
Theoretically the year 2,040, because more than a thousand years of fake history have been implanted into our timeline.
You see, the Dark Ages are called that because they never saw the light of day.
The parasites subtracted one month and jumbled our order so to sever our connection with the sun, moon and stars.
Together, as foretold in Genesis, they had comprised our ancient clock.
That same clock is apparent on the shell of the turtle, divided onto the months of the year and encircled by the days.
Nature is consistent. Nature is mathematical.
Our keeping aligned with nature aligns our natural functions.
We all vibrate at one of three frequencies.
432 hertz is the God frequency. That is the Celestial frequency.
Then we have a Telestial frequency and a Terrestrial frequency.
That is why when people are true we can feel it. We can sense it. We know that it's right. We do not even have to research it. We know it. We can feel it. We feel it in our bodies. We feel it in our spirits and our souls and we know what is right.
528 hertz is the love vibration, or the DNA-healing vibration.
Our three frequencies are 528 and 633 and 432.
So it depends on whether you are Celestial, Telestial or Terrestrial.
5G runs at 60. Our clocks, 60. Our electricity, 60.
We have been run under a Satanic frequency.
Churches teach you of three degrees of heaven, but it is really our three frequencies.
Our souls are energy.
Our energy holds our minerals together, which are our bodies. Our bodies are essentially the dust of the Earth held together by energy. By our souls.
In the meantime, as I would on every ordinary day [because no day is ever ordinary,] I will wish you a life with eyes wide open, a greater understanding of our realm, comfort in truth, a strengthened connection to the divine, courage and surrender rather than fear, the backbone to never bow before another man, Goliathan triumphs and sea-splitting miracles, unlocked shakras and synchronicities to guide your way; fruitful manifestations and grace; and a blessed, healthy, secure and purposeful life filled with more love than any soul could hold.

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